
The REAL video is out NOW!!! Check it out: vevo.ly The new album ALPOCALYPSE is in stores (as well as iTunes, Amazon and everywhere else) NOW! My mama told me when I was hatched Act like a superstar Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress And someday you will go far Now on red carpets, well, I'm hard to miss The press follows everywhere I go I'll poke your eye out with a dress like this Back off and enjoy the show! I'm sure my critics will say it's a grotesque display Well, they can bite me, baby -- I perform this way I might be wearin' Swiss cheese or maybe covered with bees It doesn't mean I'm crazy -- I perform this way Ooo, my little monsters pay... lots 'cause I perform this way Baby, I perform this way Ooo, don't worry, I'm okay... hey, I just perform this way I'm not crazy, I perform this way I'll be a troll or evil queen I'll be a human jelly bean 'Cause every day is Halloween For me... I'm so completely original My new look is all the rage I'll wrap my small intestines 'round my neck And set fire to myself on stage I'll wear a porcupine on my head On a WHIM And for no reason now I'll sing in French Excusez-moi, Qui a pété? Got my straight jacket today, it's made of gold lamé No, not because I'm crazy - I perform this way I strap prime rib to my feet, cover myself with raw meat I'll bet you've never seen a skirt steak worn this way Don't be offended when you see My latest pop monstrosity I'm strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre I'm Frankenstein, I'm Avatar <b>...</b>
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Official music video for "Weird Al" Yankovic's epic 11-minute long parody of R. Kelly's "Trapped In The Closet" - from his 2006 album "Straight Outta Lynwood". Fan "Trapped in the Drive-Thru" on Facebook! www.facebook.com Visit "Weird Al" online at www.weirdal.com Download this video on iTunes! http Find Doogtoons on the web! Website - www.doogtoons.com Facebook - http Twitter - www.doogtoons.com LYRICS Seven O'clock in the evening Watchin somethin' stupid on TV I'm zoned out on the sofa When my wife comes in the room and sees me She says "Is this 'Behind the Music' With Lynard Skynard?" And I say "I don't know. Say, it's gettin' late...what you wanna do for dinner? She says "I kinda had a big lunch. So I'm not super hungry." I said "Well you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either But I could eat." She said "So what do you have in mind?" I said "I don't know what about you?" She said "I don't care, if you're hungry, let's eat." I said "That's what we're gonna do!" "But first you gotta tell me What it is you're hungry for!" And she says "Let me think... ...What's left in our refrigerator?" I said "Well, there's tuna, I know." She said "That went bad a week ago!" I said "Is the chili OK?" She said "You finished that yesterday!" I hopped up and I said "I don't know, do you want to get something delivered?" She's like "Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!" I'm like "No, I said 'delivered'." She's like "I heard you say liver!" I'm like "I should know what I <b>...</b>
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The words to the "Beverly Hillbillies" theme song set to the tune of "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits - from "Weird Al" Yankovic's 1989 album "UHF - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack and Other Stuff"
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"Weird Al" Yankovic heads north of the border and parodies Green Day in "Canadian Idiot." Order the DVD of Weird Al's live concert special "The Alpocalypse Tour" now from Comedy Central: shop.comedycentral.com
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Way back, when I was just a little bitty boy, living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop... you know the place. Well, anyway, back then, life was going swell and everything was just peachy. Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning, my mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast. Every single morning. It was driving me crazy. I said to my mom, I said "Hey, Mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an upcoming train. And she leaned right down next to me, and she said: "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force-fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was 26 and a half years old. That's when I swore that someday, I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far-away place, where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer, and the towels are oh-so-fluffy. Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukeleles all day long and anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel. Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true! Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest to see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt. I was off my three, but I still won the grand prize! That's right, a first-class <b>...</b>

ALPOCALYPSE - the new album from "Weird Al' Yankovic - drops June 21. Producer/Director: Nick Plotquin Cinematographer: Francisco Bulgarelli Gaffer: Michael Schilling Editor: Danny Jelinek

The new album from "Weird Al" Yankovic will be released on June 21, 2011.
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"Weird Al" Yankovic performing Perform This Way [Parody of Born This Way by Lady Gaga] live from the Alpocalypse Tour at the San Diego County Fair Grandstand Stage in Del Mar, CA on June 15, 2011. All of the content is owned by the artists and labels, I do not own anything.
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Guys, you're seriously not gonna believe this one! Stoopid, QT and me got to make a video with our all-time, #1 favorite hero! No, not Jake the Snake Roberts. I'm talking about Weird Al Yankovic. That's right, the song parody legend himself agreed to do an appearance on our channel! And I'll be completely straight with you. He couldn't have been a sweeter guy. He didn't even cuss or anything when I spilled my soda all over his computer. Talk about great! Yay for Weird Al! Yaaaay! Hey, I wonder if Weird Al knows Jake the Snake Roberts.
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Here I am conducting the Jr. Philharmonic Orchestra of California at the 54th annual "Battle of Batons" (May 29, 1991). www.JrPhil.org
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From the album Alpocalypse. Please support this artist. A polka medley including the following songs: "Liechtensteiner Polka" by Will Glahé "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga "Womanizer" by Britney Spears "Right Round" by Flo Rida "Day 'n' Nite" by Kid Cudi "Need You Now" by Lady Antebellum "Baby" by Justin Bieber "So What" by Pink "I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry "Fireflies" by Owl City "Blame It" by Jamie Foxx "Replay" by Iyaz "Down" by Jay Sean "Break Your Heart" by Taio Cruz "The Tick Tock Polka" by Frankie Yankovic "Tik Tok" by Ke$ha "Poker Face (Reprise)" by Lady Gaga "Whatever's Left Over Polka" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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A behind-the-scenes glimpse at the shooting of the album cover for "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Alpocalypse."
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