i'm bo yo.
NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: tinyurl.com my new CD, "words, words, words," is here: itunes.apple.com buy that shit! music and lyrics by bo burnham Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways... I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it, A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it, And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming, And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women. I spit fire like I just blew a demon My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies Youll bleed for so long youll get monthly ellipses. If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya. You're a first time vegan and its nice to meet (meat) ya I'm bo yo And im the greatest rappa eva And I'll weather your weather whether you think im clever or not Think your better your not Don't need a sweater im hot Im a real G shawty that can really find your g spot Go to a Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3 Spin that plant around you got a third world country (whirled c*nt tree) That's right, consider yourself warned Im offensive and creative like handicapped porn Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am? Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram? Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham. First base, were making out Second <b>...</b>
My Whole Family...
NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: tinyurl.com my new CD, "words, words, words," is here: itunes.apple.com ...thinks i'm gay YO this is NOT homophobic...its suppose to be a joke? ha ha? subscribe if you like it music and lyrics by bo burnham Everytime i go to dinner it seems like im getting a little bit thinner I'll sit down at the breakfast table i can talk, but theyre not able When i look at them i find there's a single question on their mind. i wish it could go back to the way it was its not easy no because... My whole family thinks im gay i guess its always been that way. Maybe its cause of the way i walk, that makes them think that i like...boys The goddamn question just wont go away cause i get asked every single day but the way they ask it is no disguise, like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?" This is the worst, baby this was my fear Now their opinions are crystal clear. My whole family now is shocked, I'm in the closet and the door is locked. Now my glory days are gone, I was John Elway now im Elton John. My whole family now suspects, That watching spongebob had side-effects. But im not gay and thats what i said, If i'm gay then god strike me dead. Just cause i go to an all-guys school, Doesnt mean Justin Timberlake makes me drool. When I go outside, what do i see? The clouds in the sky spell "FAG" I think that God might think im gay, What does he know anyway. My grandma gave me a present just last year, and the card said, "Happy Birthday queer!" My <b>...</b>
New Math
NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: tinyurl.com my new CD, "words, words, words," is here: itunes.apple.com three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho" music and lyrics by bo burnham whats a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy, and an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die and whats domain, domain, range (xxy) a kid with too much in his pants and two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de france. split a decision with long division, take the circumference of your circumcision live like your data and when you're all "set" put it all together and whatever you get. is new math... whats a bag of chips divided by five, thats a nike worker's meal and santa clause mutliplied by "i" well i guess that makes him real, and the square root of the NBA is Africa in a box, how do u trace a scatter plot? give the pencil to michael j fox. take the approximate moral proportion of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion live like your data, and when youre all "set" put it all together and whatever you get... is new math. and if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me youd have a tree... full of asian porn. CALCU-LATOR (see you later) mathetmatical minds make industrial smog. and whats the opposite of lnx, duraflame the unnatural log. support the farmers with a pro-tractor, link kennedy and lincoln with a common factor (fact, or) live like ur data...blah blah word problems if theres a <b>...</b>
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Rehab Center for Fictional Characters
NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: tinyurl.com my new CD, "words, words, words," is here: itunes.apple.com music and lyrics by bo burnham hey I'm Santa Claus, I'm the king of snow I hate my wife because she is ho ho ho She used to please me everyday Then she made it clear that Santa's only s'pose to come once year Now i buy whores Rock n roll and i stuff their stockings with my north pole I had a wonderful life With a healthy household and a beautiful wife and a pot full of gold then my wife spent my riches all by herself and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf now i drink all day and a part of me dies cause my wife's gettin gangbanged by the rice krispie guys Everyday i get up, and i get to work late, my boss says "hey whatsup?" i say im grrrrrrowing tired of this shit the kids they laugh cause im a sensitive cat "big pussy!" i cant argue with that if another kid gives me frosted flakes i swear on my life, ill eat his parents. im the easter bunny hey im back used to funny now im hooked on crack heaps of heroine aint no joke marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke coke coooooke drugs for life thats my plan but now i have no attention sp..... hey pat did you hear? all my elves got sick i think they got herpes from some irish chick santa, tony, could you guys please stop? oh snap.....crackle and pop
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words, words, words.
my new CD, "words, words, words," is here: itunes.apple.com DEBUT UK TOUR JUNE 2011, TICKETS HERE: www.mickperrin.com lyrics by me. produced by me and kool keith! whoa! (that's his voice in the song saying "hypocrite") video by Duncan Skiles & Sean Donnelly lyrics i'm a feminine eminem, a slim shady lady but nice cause i texted haiti 90 lady cops on the road and i'm arrested for doing 80. like hamlet, all about "words, words, words" divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds. i'm a gay sea otter. i blow other dudes out of the water. i'm the man muffin, divin', muffin, cold and fly like an arctic puffin, puffin whacky tobaccy hatin other rappers like i'm Helga Pataki and i've been rockin this mic before electricity way back in 1000 BCE - thats before the common era. i can't be stopped, flow so sick that it should be mopped up chick's got a dixie cup, i gotta dick full of helium, i'll fuck you up. a boy, a girl, a middle aged bitch, botox in the third person. i give the perspective a switch and bo talks in the third person. just relax, if you wanna know me, here's two facts i hate catchy choruses and i'm a hypocrite. hungry hungry hippocrite. i hate catchy choruses and i'm a hypocrite. met a girl named Macy had sex with her all day, but she was dyslexic, so i ended up doin the YMCA we ballin, asian, wii bowlin, prostate cancer semi-colon, find that hole like i'm Stephen Hawking, Atticus Finch, killing, mocking. cry like a child would, you raped my childhood just stroll in <b>...</b>
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Bo Fo' Sho'
NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: tinyurl.com my new CD, "words, words, words," is here: itunes.apple.com beat and lyrics by bo burnham walkin my poodles, man it never gets old with my dogs on my leash i got bitches on the hold, a first aids kit? thats a rhesus monkey, i bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie! get more ass than a giant donkey stable, got more lines than whitney houston's coffee table, i get more head than grammar school lice, i'm like a walkin glacier i'm so decked out with ice. Did you poop a virgin? cause that shit is tight. jack ain't black, barry ain't white. i do drugs in the bedroom, lie on ur back cause i got the pipe and you got the crack. though i'm sexually straight, your bound to find, i'm mentally gay, cause i'll blow your mind. the parents be snickerin "he shouldnt have written it" but i'm constipated, couldnt give a shit. chorus: My name is bo fo sho, a born bostonian, aryan librarian at the WORDsmithsonian the rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity, i gave it this little part to give it continuity. the fellas say hey moron pass the gin cause i'm an OXYmoron breathing OXYgen give me the bottle, i'll chug two thirds cause you bitches know fractions speak louder than words and the ladies say hey fellas i'm keepin it tight and if you play ur cards right you can have me tonight should i blow you or beat you, brass or percussion? oh stop, PERIOD end of discussion chorus... walking through the garden with food at my feet, picked up the celery but <b>...</b>
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love is...
NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: tinyurl.com my new CD, "words, words, words," is here: itunes.apple.com CD/DVD available now in stores. get it at Target for only $9.99 woo-hoo or iTunes: tinyurl.com my comedy central special airs march 27th! stalk me: twitter.com read my blog: www.boburnham.com music and lyrics by bo burnham i love you like kings love queens like a gay geneticist loves designer jeans (genes). i need you like new orleans needs a drought like hitler's father needed to learn to pull out and i love you like a lawyer/mathematician wants some kind of proof and i love you like JFK wanted a car with a roof. cause love is taking a dive, then getting really comfortable and peeing in the pool and love is real life porn minus all the stuff that makes porn cool and love is a homeless guy searching for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out that theyre all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he cant complain cause he was hungry in the first place. i love you like dora loves maps like the popes toilet loves holy craps i need you like a voyeur needs a branch like boys tossing salad needs a little bit of neverland ranch and i want you like all the gothic kids that look exactly the same never want to conform and i want you like anne frank wanted no one to read her fucking diary...cause a diary's a collection of secret things that no one is suppose to read thats the whole point of a diary. millions of <b>...</b>
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Burnham Interview: Touring With Justin Bieber
Twitter.com - Follow Us! Facebook.com - Click LIke! Burnham stopped by the ClevverTV Lounge to talk about OBD and touring with Justin Bieber.
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Bo Burnham - Repeat Stuff
probably my favorite new bo song. such a great tour exclusive!
Bo Burnham - "Rant" with LYRICS- Aladdin Theater - 10/16/2009 *EXPLICIT*
Bo's 12th song "Rant" which he later released as part of his Words, Words, Words album on October 19th, 2010. This was at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon on October 16, 2009. Lyrics: All the seats at the Sunday masses Filled with the masses massive ass Classes bypass as fast as molasses Ceremonial reading glasses Read! A little bit of Leviticus All the kids are a little too little for this All the parents nod in agreement I think I can vaguely see what he meant Its too early in the morning glory To read another allegory story The father reads a little bit farther Assuring the assured that they need not bother When God In verse 45 Said that slaves are okay to buy He meant that people all from the start Each have slaves within their hearts Things that we have sold or bought Then are forced to pick our moral cotton He calls us to set these free Free our hearts from slavery And then as God goes on to explain The logistics of buying and selling slaves He was fucking around In the back I sit and I nod To the beats that are bumping from my iPod My god theyre starting to pray And over the music I can hear them say "Dear God" "Dear Lord" "Dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword." "Dear good all seeing being My way or the highway, Yahweh" The blue balled anti masturbator The great all loving faggot hater I'd like to thank your holy might for Making me both rich and white and Though this is your day of rest I come to you with one request There's so much pain beyond <b>...</b>
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oh bo. -- new CD out now!
NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: tinyurl.com NEW CD HERE: itunes.apple.com DVD and CD also available in stores. CD is only $5.99 at Target for the first week! music and lyrics by me hittin a club up, VIP a got a fake moustache and fake ID i look like wooly willy with a really wooly willy and i bypass the bouncer, pass by an ex and i flex and bounce her, wowzers look at all of bo's hoes, looking for a ride on bo's hose and i spot a little latina, booty so big call it oprah's ego, we go do it, through it she says "dios mio mi amigo!" pull it out, stick it in your mouth, and i bust in the back of ya, swallow bitch! there's people starving in africa. single every single day, do it every single way make the single ladies say, oh bo. and if i were gay, though i swear i'm straight i'd make the fellas say, oh bo. you're an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top, but careful, cherry, cause i'm the king of pop, pop, pop pop goes my weasel, now you look like Jackson Pollock's easel. my suggestion is, you don't blow til you know what congestion is, swallow when you know what digestion is, follow bo, the only question is - have you been splattered before by the mad hatter matador? cake batter, nevermore, it don't matter whether you're spanish, french, swedish or cambodian i'll slime you so hard you could be on nickelodeon. chorus. you think that you can handle me, girl don't make me laugh my junk is bipolar, it'll split you in half. and if you're lucky, i might just bring you home, and <b>...</b>
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Bo Burnham- Abortion Clinic
Bo Burnham sings a song called Abortion Clinic at the Regency Ballroom in San Francisco August 15, 2009 He was insanely funny, anyone who is considering going to one of his Fake ID tours stops, its DEFINITELY WORTH IT! Tour Dates: 08/14/2009 Wise Guys Comedy Club - West Valley, UT 08/15/2009 Regency Center - San Francisco, CA 08/22/2009 Georgia State University - Atlanta, GA 08/26/2009 UNC Charlotte - Charlotte, NC 08/27/2009 Zanie's - Nashville, TN 08/28/2009 Central Michigan University - Mt. Pleasent, MI 09/04/2009 University of Maryland - Baltimore, Maryland 09/05/2009 College of William and Mary - Williamsburg, VA 09/06/2009 Johnson & Wales University - Providence, RI 09/10/2009 La Zona Rosa - Austin, TX 09/11/2009 Granada Theatre - Dallas, TX 09/12/2009 University of Massachusetts - Amherst - Amherst, Massachusetts 09/18/2009 West Chester University - West Chester, PA 09/19/2009 Alfred University - Alfred, NY 09/21/2009 Cornell University - Ithaca, NY 09/23/2009 Arizona State University - Washington, DC 09/25/2009 Highline Ballroom - New York City, NY 09/26/2009 The Egg Theater - Albany, New York 09/27/2009 Clemson University - Clemson, SC 09/29/2009 University of South Carolina - Columbia, SC 10/03/2009 State Theatre - Falls Church, Virginia 10/06/2009 East Stroudsburg University - East Stroudsburg, PA 10/08/2009 Fine Line Music Cafe - Minneapolis, MN 10/09/2009 Crofoot Ballroom - Detroit, MI 10/10/2009 Majestic Theatre - Madison, WI 10/16/2009 Aladdin Theatre <b>...</b>
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Bo Burnham- Men and Women
Bo Burnham sings a new song called Men and Women at the Regency Ballroom in San Francisco August 15, 2009 He was insanely funny, anyone who is considering going to one of his Fake ID tours stops, its DEFINITELY WORTH IT! Tour Dates: 08/14/2009 Wise Guys Comedy Club - West Valley, UT 08/15/2009 Regency Center - San Francisco, CA 08/22/2009 Georgia State University - Atlanta, GA 08/26/2009 UNC Charlotte - Charlotte, NC 08/27/2009 Zanie's - Nashville, TN 08/28/2009 Central Michigan University - Mt. Pleasent, MI 09/04/2009 University of Maryland - Baltimore, Maryland 09/05/2009 College of William and Mary - Williamsburg, VA 09/06/2009 Johnson & Wales University - Providence, RI 09/10/2009 La Zona Rosa - Austin, TX 09/11/2009 Granada Theatre - Dallas, TX 09/12/2009 University of Massachusetts - Amherst - Amherst, Massachusetts 09/18/2009 West Chester University - West Chester, PA 09/19/2009 Alfred University - Alfred, NY 09/21/2009 Cornell University - Ithaca, NY 09/23/2009 Arizona State University - Washington, DC 09/25/2009 Highline Ballroom - New York City, NY 09/26/2009 The Egg Theater - Albany, New York 09/27/2009 Clemson University - Clemson, SC 09/29/2009 University of South Carolina - Columbia, SC 10/03/2009 State Theatre - Falls Church, Virginia 10/06/2009 East Stroudsburg University - East Stroudsburg, PA 10/08/2009 Fine Line Music Cafe - Minneapolis, MN 10/09/2009 Crofoot Ballroom - Detroit, MI 10/10/2009 Majestic Theatre - Madison, WI 10/16/2009 Aladdin Theatre <b>...</b>
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welcome to youtube.
my new CD, "words, words, words," is here: itunes.apple.com NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: tinyurl.com performed at youtube live! music and lyrics by bo burnham this happened in san francisco and was hosted by the likes of william sledd and whatthebuck -- ie it was the opposite of a prop 8 victory party. thats all. :) I used to walk through life, now I frolic. Youtube has been like a father to me, Except Youtube's not an alcholic. Before Youtube I was just a skinny white kid, that thought he was funnier, & cooler than he actually was. and now not much has changed, but I have a shitload of money. Because Youtube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean 13-year-old girls, and by ideas you mean how they love the Jonas Brothers. I'm just kidding But let's be honest, that's a hefty majority. And if you don't believe me You must be a noob So, Welcome to Youtube! You don't know what you're missing, and just by searching, "Women Kissing". -It's Youtube! This country's been needing a generation of kids who don't waste their time reading. Am I the only one who thinks that Lisa Nova's hot? And Chris Crocker's not... he's hotter. Most of the best Youtubers are either asian or their gay. So if there's an untapped youtube celebrity, and his name is George Takei and your favorite coat has a doo-doo stain. I pray to god that it's chocolate rain And I find videos of babies laughing a bit intrusive. Because Barack Obama won the election because of Youtube Wait <b>...</b>
3.14 Apple Pi
NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: tinyurl.com my new CD, "words, words, words," is here: itunes.apple.com the opening joke is based off of a jim gaffigan joke (i apologize i meant to acredit him) thank you for you criticism. once again i apologize, EVERYTHING else is original lyrics below "beat" and lyrics by bo burnham Yo i dont got bros, dont hang on the streets i dont beat my hos, i only beat my meat. Dont womanize cause you no its true that when you look in thier eyes you see thier people too Mother effin suffrage! You know im a gangsta, you know i do coke, but i had to go to diet, cause it burnt my throat. Ive been doin drive-bys all of my life, cept the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike. 3.14 apple pi, i whip, clean it off, and stick it in her eye. and by "it" i mean contact lense 3.14 apple pi, I got rhymes and flows that make hitler cry. George bush wont he jsut yell and rant but hes a presiDONT who ameriCANT I spit gangsta hymns, cause i'm a gangsta straight, I think of 20 inch rims when i masterbate. We're gonna be late, theres no time to waste, cause the girls that i date, have a particular taste. the taste of my weiner! (snap) 3.14 apple pi why was i born white no one quite knows why, Gansgsta sell their rocks, ive got a collection You couldnt get a rise out of a yeast infection. I'm a lyrical heretic, but i'll make you laugh hit with you rhetoric, then i'll cut you in half. dont need to be a clown, i dont need to be nice, How bout you sit down, and i <b>...</b>
art is dead.
new fall tour 2010 tickets here: tinyurl.com new cd, "words, words, words" itunes.apple.com this is something different. i hope you guys like it. this song is a confession and an apology. honest, not sarcastic. music and lyrics by bo burnham. lyrics art is dead, art is dead art is dead, art is dead entertainers like to seem complicated but we're not complicated i can explain it pretty easily have you ever been to a birthday party for children and one of the children won't stop screaming cause he's just a little attention attractor when he grows up to be a comic or actor he'll be rewarded for never maturing for never understanding or learning that every day can't be about him there's other people you selfish asshole i must be psychotic, i must be demented to think that i'm worthy of all this attention, of all of this money you worked really hard for i slept in late while you worked at the drug store. my drug's attention, i am an addict but i get paid to indulge in my habit it's all an illusion, i'm wearing make-up i'm wearing make-up, make-up, make-up, make-up art is dead, so people think you're funny how do you get those people's money? art is dead, we're rolling in dough while Carlin rolls in his grave, in his grave, in his grave. this show has got a budget the show has got a budget and all the poor people way more deserving of the money won't budge it cause i wanted my name in lights when i could have fed a family of four for forty fucking fortnights, forty fucking <b>...</b>
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Bo Burnham - Statistics + "New Math" - Aladdin Theater - 10/16/2009 *EXPLICIT*
Bo talks about statistics and sings his 10th song "New Math" at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon on October 16, 2009. WARNING: THESE VIDEOS CONTAIN EXPLICIT CONTENT - NOT FOR CHILDREN!!! I know that I have a lot of younger followers, but these videos are intended for high school age and older.
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Bo Burnham "Catholic Rap/Last Song"
Bo Burnham at William and Mary!
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Bo Burnham - "My Whole Family" - Aladdin Theater - 10/16/2009 *EXPLICIT*
Bo's entrance and first song "My Whole Family (Thinks I'm Gay)" at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon on October 16, 2009. WARNING: THESE VIDEOS CONTAIN EXPLICIT CONTENT - NOT FOR CHILDREN!!! I know that I have a lot of younger followers, but these videos are intended for high school age and older.
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Bo Burnham - "Ironic" + Haikus - Aladdin Theater - 10/16/2009 *EXPLICIT*
Bo's 6th song "Ironic" followed by some haiku poems at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon on October 16, 2009. WARNING: THESE VIDEOS CONTAIN EXPLICIT CONTENT - NOT FOR CHILDREN!!! I know that I have a lot of younger followers, but these videos are intended for high school age and older!
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The Perfect Woman
NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: tinyurl.com my new CD, "words, words, words," is here: itunes.apple.com SUBSCRIBE this one is a tad offensive music and lyrics by bo burnham She was the perfect woman, in every single way, She made the sun shine brighter, and all my cares go away. She was the perfect woman, she was a gourmet chef, They say that love is blind, well it's also deaf. Cause Helen Keller was the perfect woman, and no one understands, just how talented she was with her hands. God made her the perfect woman, i was the finishing touch. She was the perfect woman cause she didnt talk so much. She wanted to name the kids, so i finally let her, it turned out horribly, chewabacca couldve done better.. RAAAAAA But a guess it was alright, we had a boy and a girl. Just me and helen, uhhh-aaaa, and Earl! Cuase helen keller was my miracle worker, i was her one-man-show, I could walk around the house naked, and she wouldnt even know. Helen Keller was my perfect woman, i was her only need She didnt mind the zits on my ass, it gave her more to read It gave her more to read.... She read poison ivy, she read acne, she read herpes, she read it all. She read goosebumps, she read blisters, she even read a basketball. Helen Keller was my perfect woman, but i dont think she cared. I played this song for her, she just sat there and stared. She was still my perfect woman, i was sort of a mess, I asked her to marry me, she said, "UH-EE-OHHH!" copyright boburnham
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Bo Burnham- High School Party LIVE
Bo Burnham sings a song called High School Party at the Regency Ballroom in San Francisco August 15, 2009 He was insanely funny, anyone who is considering going to one of his Fake ID tours stops, its DEFINITELY WORTH IT! Tour Dates: 08/14/2009 Wise Guys Comedy Club - West Valley, UT 08/15/2009 Regency Center - San Francisco, CA 08/22/2009 Georgia State University - Atlanta, GA 08/26/2009 UNC Charlotte - Charlotte, NC 08/27/2009 Zanie's - Nashville, TN 08/28/2009 Central Michigan University - Mt. Pleasent, MI 09/04/2009 University of Maryland - Baltimore, Maryland 09/05/2009 College of William and Mary - Williamsburg, VA 09/06/2009 Johnson & Wales University - Providence, RI 09/10/2009 La Zona Rosa - Austin, TX 09/11/2009 Granada Theatre - Dallas, TX 09/12/2009 University of Massachusetts - Amherst - Amherst, Massachusetts 09/18/2009 West Chester University - West Chester, PA 09/19/2009 Alfred University - Alfred, NY 09/21/2009 Cornell University - Ithaca, NY 09/23/2009 Arizona State University - Washington, DC 09/25/2009 Highline Ballroom - New York City, NY 09/26/2009 The Egg Theater - Albany, New York 09/27/2009 Clemson University - Clemson, SC 09/29/2009 University of South Carolina - Columbia, SC 10/03/2009 State Theatre - Falls Church, Virginia 10/06/2009 East Stroudsburg University - East Stroudsburg, PA 10/08/2009 Fine Line Music Cafe - Minneapolis, MN 10/09/2009 Crofoot Ballroom - Detroit, MI 10/10/2009 Majestic Theatre - Madison, WI 10/16/2009 Aladdin Theatre <b>...</b>
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Bo Burnham live in Edinburgh
Watch another exclusive Bo Burnham clip: www.bbc.co.uk Bo Burnham shares some of his observations, jokes and songs, including ditties about quantum mechanics and Christian hell and observations about fallopian tubes and Jenga.
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Bo Burnham - Rant With Lyrics
Lyric Video for Bo Burnham's 'Rant' off his comedy special "Words Words Words" Sample: Fort Minor- Believe me all the seats at the Sunday masses, filled with the mass's massive asses, classes pass as fast as molasses. ceremonial reading glasses. read a little bit of Leviticus. all the kids are a little too little for this. all the parents nod in agreement - "I think I can vaguely see what he meant." it's too early in the morning glory to read another allegory story, the father, reads a little bit farther, assuring the assured that they need not bother "when god, in verse 45, said the slaves are okay to buy, he meant that people, all from the start each have slaves within their hearts. things, that we have sold or boughten, that are forced to pick our moral cotton god calls us to set these free, free our hearts from slavery... and then as god goes on to explain the logistics of buying and selling slaves..." in the back, I sit and I nod to the beats that are bumpin from my ipod my god, they're starting to pray and over the music I can hear them say "dear god, dear lord, dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword. dear good all-seeing being, my way or the highway Yahweh. the blue-balled anti-masturbator, the great, all-loving faggot hater, I'd like to thank your holy might for making me both rich and white and though this is your day of rest, I come to you with one request there's so much pain beyond this steeple, wars and drugs and homeless people. sadness, where <b>...</b>
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LFC-TV: Andy Burnham's speech, interrupted by shouts of "justice for the 96"
Hillsborough 20-year Anniversary Memorial Service, Anfield, Liverpool, April 15th, 2009. Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport, MP Andy Burnham delivers a speech on behalf of Prime Minister, Gordon Brown. He is interrupted half way through by a significant proportion of the 28000 attendees, shouting "justice for the 96".
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"Thank You" by Burnham (Acoustic Version)
BURNHAM performing their original song "Thank You" at a recent interview! Forrest lead singer Alex acoustic guitar/backups Andre bass/backups
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I'm Bo Yo-Bo Burnham
Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways... I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it, A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it, And girl, if your into a rimmin it's only safe if your swimming, And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women. I spit fire like I just blew a demon My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin Girl I'm gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses. If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya. You're a first time vegan and it's nice to meet (meat) ya I'm bo yo And I'm the greatest rappa eva And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not Think your better your not Don't need a sweater I'm hot I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot Go to a Vagina orchard, count 1, 2, 3 Spin that plant around you got a third world country (whirled c*nt tree) That's right, consider yourself warned I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am? Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram? Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham. First base, were making out Second base, I'm getting faked out. Third base, I'm getting take out And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out But I just don't know I <b>...</b>
Meet the BURNHAM Brothers!
Forrest, Andre, and Alex--the brothers that make up BURNHAM--are shooting to fame, opening for Justin Bieber, and taking over Radio Disney! During their Takeover with Ernie D, the boys took some time to chat with Popstar! about their music and (who else) the Jonas Brothers! Read more: popstaronline.com http facebook.com myspace.com
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Sunday School - Bo Burnham
Lyrics to Sunday School : [Speaking] Alright kids, welcome to your first Sunday School class! Lets get right into it, OK? Ok! [Singing]Did you know that Jesus died on the cross Just to keep you from masturbating And did you know that prior to 1960 he frowned on interratial dating. Well my name is Bobby Johnson and I teach about Gods loving wrath And though I try to live by the bible and what it says I think I might have stumbled from the path Because Im gay for Jesus, creator of all good A chariatable carpenter, thats why hes given me wood Im gay for Jesus, let the people rejoyce But its not about lust, I dont wanna to nail him - that was a poor word choice Did you know that Satan wears a cape, made out of a rainbow flag And did you know that Jesus hates abortions unless the kid was a ff... Jew! Well I try to live by the bible, but it tells me that my thoughts arnt right. But those particular pages might be stuck together from the little bit of sinning I did last night Because they told me to love Jesus I chose an alternative route Well I so sad when he was in that cave but I was thrilled when he came out Well Im gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace I said pour your love all over me but please aim away from my face.
Bo Burnham- Sunday School and New Math LIVE
Bo Burnham sings a song called Sunday School and New Math at the Regency Ballroom in San Francisco August 15, 2009 He was insanely funny, anyone who is considering going to one of his Fake ID tours stops, its DEFINITELY WORTH IT! Tour Dates: 08/14/2009 Wise Guys Comedy Club - West Valley, UT 08/15/2009 Regency Center - San Francisco, CA 08/22/2009 Georgia State University - Atlanta, GA 08/26/2009 UNC Charlotte - Charlotte, NC 08/27/2009 Zanie's - Nashville, TN 08/28/2009 Central Michigan University - Mt. Pleasent, MI 09/04/2009 University of Maryland - Baltimore, Maryland 09/05/2009 College of William and Mary - Williamsburg, VA 09/06/2009 Johnson & Wales University - Providence, RI 09/10/2009 La Zona Rosa - Austin, TX 09/11/2009 Granada Theatre - Dallas, TX 09/12/2009 University of Massachusetts - Amherst - Amherst, Massachusetts 09/18/2009 West Chester University - West Chester, PA 09/19/2009 Alfred University - Alfred, NY 09/21/2009 Cornell University - Ithaca, NY 09/23/2009 Arizona State University - Washington, DC 09/25/2009 Highline Ballroom - New York City, NY 09/26/2009 The Egg Theater - Albany, New York 09/27/2009 Clemson University - Clemson, SC 09/29/2009 University of South Carolina - Columbia, SC 10/03/2009 State Theatre - Falls Church, Virginia 10/06/2009 East Stroudsburg University - East Stroudsburg, PA 10/08/2009 Fine Line Music Cafe - Minneapolis, MN 10/09/2009 Crofoot Ballroom - Detroit, MI 10/10/2009 Majestic Theatre - Madison, WI 10/16/2009 Aladdin <b>...</b>
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Bo Burnham- Love is and New Song LIVE
Bo Burnham sings Love Is.. and a new song at the Regency Ballroom in San Francisco August 15, 2009 He was insanely funny, anyone who is considering going to one of his Fake ID tours stops, its DEFINITELY WORTH IT! Tour Dates: 08/14/2009 Wise Guys Comedy Club - West Valley, UT 08/15/2009 Regency Center - San Francisco, CA 08/22/2009 Georgia State University - Atlanta, GA 08/26/2009 UNC Charlotte - Charlotte, NC 08/27/2009 Zanie's - Nashville, TN 08/28/2009 Central Michigan University - Mt. Pleasent, MI 09/04/2009 University of Maryland - Baltimore, Maryland 09/05/2009 College of William and Mary - Williamsburg, VA 09/06/2009 Johnson & Wales University - Providence, RI 09/10/2009 La Zona Rosa - Austin, TX 09/11/2009 Granada Theatre - Dallas, TX 09/12/2009 University of Massachusetts - Amherst - Amherst, Massachusetts 09/18/2009 West Chester University - West Chester, PA 09/19/2009 Alfred University - Alfred, NY 09/21/2009 Cornell University - Ithaca, NY 09/23/2009 Arizona State University - Washington, DC 09/25/2009 Highline Ballroom - New York City, NY 09/26/2009 The Egg Theater - Albany, New York 09/27/2009 Clemson University - Clemson, SC 09/29/2009 University of South Carolina - Columbia, SC 10/03/2009 State Theatre - Falls Church, Virginia 10/06/2009 East Stroudsburg University - East Stroudsburg, PA 10/08/2009 Fine Line Music Cafe - Minneapolis, MN 10/09/2009 Crofoot Ballroom - Detroit, MI 10/10/2009 Majestic Theatre - Madison, WI 10/16/2009 Aladdin Theatre - Portland <b>...</b>
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Oh Bo - Bo Burnham in Edinburgh
It's Bo Yo - Lyrics Down Here. hittin a club up, VIP a got a fake moustache and fake ID i look like wooly willy with a really wooly willy and i bypass the bouncer, pass by an ex and i flex and bounce her, wowzers look at all of bo's hoes, looking for a ride on bo's hose and i spot a little latina, booty so big call it oprah's ego, we go do it, through it she says "dios mio mi amigo!" pull it out, stick it in your mouth, and i bust in the back of ya, swallow bitch! there's people starving in africa. single every single day, do it every single way make the single ladies say, oh bo. and if i were gay, though i swear i'm straight i'd make the fellas say, oh bo. you're an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top, but careful, cherry, cause i'm the king of pop, pop, pop pop goes my weasel, now you look like Jackson Pollock's easel. my suggestion is, you don't blow til you know what congestion is, swallow when you know what digestion is, follow bo, the only question is - have you been splattered before by the mad hatter matador? cake batter, nevermore, it don't matter whether you're spanish, french, swedish or cambodian i'll slime you so hard you could be on nickelodeon. chorus. you think that you can handle me, girl don't make me laugh my junk is bipolar, it'll split you in half. and if you're lucky, i might just bring you home, and i'll have you going down like you're growing an extra chromosome. and when you love me, don't grab me by my buns, cause i got a bad case of the runs <b>...</b>
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Cookout
NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: tinyurl.com my new CD, "words, words, words," is here: itunes.apple.com music and lyrics by bo burnham Grab a seat have something to eat help yourself its alright If you want a beer theyre over here But we only have coors light Try a chip with my homemade dip the stuff is out of sight Right before bed we'll shave your head glad to see you dressed in white Cause its a Klan KooKout Klan KooKout Klan KooKout Klan KooKout Heres my wife/sister she brightens up my day she went away and i missed her cause my moms a lousy lay dont hang with foreign fellows itll only be your loss Stay here and roast marshmallows, by the burning cross at the Klan Kookout Klan Kookout dans on lookout at the Klan Kookout and if youre black dont wanna see your face theyre like highschool track its just a stupid race we got a plan kill all the jews are you a mexican cause you seem confused? senor...que? que? que? (kkk) its a klan kookout klan kookout mein kampf? man, check that book out at the klan kookout all men are created equal, man that shit gets me pissed heres an idea for a sequel, someone loses schindler's list i cook i clean, cause im the hooded host and on halloween, i dress as a...slaveowner! we hate hispanics hence the 20 foot walls and all you goddamn dirty catholics can cath-o-lick my balls ethnics give off wierd aromas and i cant understand why we need highschool diplomas with the bible in hand! at the klan kookout klan kookout klan kookout klan kookout
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Creativity and Innovation: Dan Burnham
University of California Santa Barbara's Technology Management Program (TMP) was designed to meet the standards of today's business world. TMP is simultaneously redefining both business and engineering education with a comprehensive curriculum of preparation for the management and founders of tomorrow's technology venues. Series: "Technology Management Program" [1/2006] [Business] [Show ID: 11061]
New Math - Bo Burnham [Illustrated]
Once again the wonders of Microsoft paint, illustrating the comical song by Bo Burnham. The lyrics may be slightly inappropriate, I did not write them, however the pictures shouldn't be offensive. I like using paint, so this was just for fun.
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