
I Want to be Stephin Merritt's Boyfriend (lyrics) I wish that I were the type of guy that Stephin Merritt would love. He could take my hand and make me understand what melancholy's made of. Walking around Central Park, casually quoting Sartre, I'll be so goddamn pretentious every time I fart I will call it art. Oh, would you love me then, Stephin? I'm tall and shy. And I never was that good at sporting games. All the pretty girls, they would snicker when the teachers called my name. With my headphones on, I would play "69 Love Songs." "A Chicken with Its Head Cut Off." "Fido, Your Leash is Too Long." If I sing along, oh, would you love me then, Stephin? I'm waiting for you, Stephin, and I don't care. If you're like Eeyore, then I'm a silly bear. Run away with me to the 100 Acre Wood, and I'll give you all the honey this bear could. I wish that I were the type of guy that Stephin Merritt would love. But I've a better chance of pulling rabbits out of hats with cotton gloves. Maybe if I were a magician, I'd make you appear? After all it is an illusion, thinking I could have you here. It would be so queer. Oh, would you love me then, Stephin? Is this real or just pretend? Are you gonna break my heart and say we can't be friends?
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