This song was meant to air on the Jonathan Ross Show on 23rd December 2011, but at the last minute ITV cut it! Here's my whiney blog about it (originally published at www.timminchin.com): I really like Jonathan Ross. I think he's a funny, interesting, kind person, and an excellent interviewer. I also really like his wife... But let's not get back into that. Jonathan and his wonderful producer, Suzi, have been incredibly supportive of me and so when they asked me to write a song for their pre-Christmas show, I didn't hesitate. It was the worst possible time to be writing a new song -- I've been overworked and ill, was on tour, and was really feeling the stress. But I wasn't going to say no... it's Jonathan Ross! And my fellow guests were to be Tom Cruise, the divine actors from Downton Abbey, and the ace In-Betweeners boys. So I got to writing. Being Christmas, I thought it would be fun to do a song about Jesus, but being TV, I knew it would have to be gentle. The idea was to compare him to Woody Allen (short, Jewish, philosophical, a bit hesitant), and expand into redefining his other alleged attributes using modern, popular-culture terminology. It's not a particularly original idea, I admit, but it's quite cute. It's certainly not very contentious, but even so, compliance people and producers and lawyers all checked my lyrics long before the cameras rolled. As always with these bespoke writing jobs, I was really stressed for about 3 days, and almost chucked it in the bin <b>...</b>

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'Prejudice' taken from the Australian 'Ready For This?' DVD.

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Taken from the new DVD, Tim Minchin and The Heritage Orchestra (Live at the Royal Albert Hall). Buy your copy from www.timminchin.com

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Tim Minchin is as brilliant and hilarious as ever as he satires the bible in "The Good Book." I own nothing, obviously, go buy the DVD as Tim Minchin deserves the moolah. BTW, there's another version on here too (and he should get credit, as he uploaded the video first). Check it out: www.youtube.com Lyrics: Life is like an ocean voyage and our bodies are the ships And without a moral compass we would all be cast adrift So to keep us on our bearings, the Lord gave us a gift And like most gifts you get, it was a book I only read one book, but it's a good book, don't you know I act the way I act because the Good Book tells me so If I wanna known how to be good, it's to the Good Book that I go 'Cos the Good Book is a book and it is good and it's a book I know the Good Book's good because the Good Book says it's good I know the Good Book knows it's good because a really good book would You wouldn't cook without a cookbook and I think it's understood You can't be good without a Good Book 'cos it's good and it's a book And it is good for cookin' I tried to read some other books, but I soon gave up on that The paragraphs ain't numbered and they complicate the facts I can't read Harry Potter 'cos they're worshipping false gods and that And Dumbledore's a poofter and that's bad, 'cos it's not good Morality is written there in simple white and black I feel sorry for you heathens, got to think about all that Good is good and evil's bad and goats are good and pigs are crap You'll <b>...</b>

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Taken from Tim Minchin and The Heritage Orchestra (Live at the Royal Albert Hall), available from www.timminchin.com

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Naomi Oreskes explains with great clarity the driving force behind climate denial - aversion to the political and economic implications of climate change. UPDATE: Some commenters are asking about evidence that humans are causing global warming. A summary is provided at sks.to and sks.to with links to the many peer-reviewed papers that provide empirical evidence for human caused global warming. Many thanks to the producers of I Can Change Your Mind about Climate for granting permission to repost this footage, which didn't make the final cut of the documentary. More info about the film is available at www.abc.net.au

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More on this programme: www.bbc.co.uk Tim Minchin's performs his "Three Minute Song" specially composed for Ruth Jones' Easter Treat.

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In the confines of a London dinner party, comedian Tim Minchin argues with a hippy named Storm. While Storm herself may not be converted, audiences from London to LA have been won over by Tim's wordplay and the timely message of the film in a society where science and reason are portrayed as the enemy of belief. Written and performed by Tim Minchin @timminchin. Directed by DC Turner @dcturner. Produced by Tracy King @tkingdoll. www.stormmovie.net Italian subtitles by www.comedysubs.org

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On a keytar whilst wearing a Prince Charles mask. Seriously, you can't make this stuff up.

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Minchin points out how crazy religion is and mocks it sufficiently. Featuring "if you open your mind too much, your brain will fall out"

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Here's the incredible Tim Minchin performing yet another variation of his `3 Minute Song`, and even better, we get to see his massive clock! All copyright goes to Tim.

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Tim Minchin playing Confessions at the Reason Rally in Washington DC 3/24/12. I wasn't close to the stage, therefore the video is taken of one of the big screens.

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Tim Minchin performs his very tasteful, television-friendly, three-minute song.

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Comedian and musician, Tim Minchin, is the first to join the myShakespeare conversation, describing, in his light-hearted introduction to the site, how the 447-year old writer changed his life. myshakespeare.worldshakespearefestival.org.uk

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Tim Minchin performs his hilariously offensive song aimed at the ridiculously offensive catholic church during the Reason Rally in Washington DC.

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Tim Minchin on a rant about a woman named Storm...

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**Parental Guidance Advised** :-) Someone drops the microphone whilst Tim Minchin pauses just before a very anticipated chorus! Who was it - Jimmy Carr or Jason Manford?! TCT - Teenage Cancer Trust at the Royal Albert Hall 2 April 2012. The song Tim is performing is called Confessions.

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Tim Minchin's brilliant & witty demolition of irrationality in all its many guises - with rolling text from me -all in the medium of a 9-minute beat poem. Audio from the QEH Dec 2008 show with kind permission from Tim Minchin.

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Tim Minchin performs the Pope Song.

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Lullaby as performed on Ben Elton's Live from Planet Earth, featuring part of the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra.

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This fantastic song from the Australian comedian and songwriter Tim Minchin expresses exactly how I feel about Christmas. Buy this song from iTunes before February 1st and all proceeds go to the National Autistic Society. Made using Muvizu - the free animation software.

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Tim Minchin playing Prejudice with Ed Sheeran at Hammersmith Apollo. Uncaged Monkeys Dec 14, 2011

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BBC PROMS 2011 from the Royal Albert Hall, London. Maverick Australian comedian Tim Minchin brings his own inimitable style of musical fun to the Royal Albert Hall as he hosts the first ever Comedy Prom. He'll be joined by pianist Danny Driver, who takes on both Reizenstein's Concerto popolare and conductor Andrew Litton. Soprano Susan Bullock, cabaret duo Kit and the Widow, and conducting sensation Sue Perkins all make an appearance alongside the ever versatile BBC Concert Orchestra and MD Jules Buckley. For more information please visit: www.bbc.co.uk/proms/whats-on/2011/august-13/46 Watch the full Prom on BBC Two, Saturday 27th August at 9.00pm.

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A sentimental song about Christmas. This version is taken from the Australian 'Ready For This?' DVD. Buy the single version from iTunes, here: bit.ly The December 2009 & December 2010 proceeds were donated to The National Autistic Society (NAS) Proceeds from worldwide downloads from November 2011 to February 2012 will also be donated to the NAS.

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Performed at the Royal Albert Hall for the Tickled Pink Breast Cancer Fundraiser, Sept 2005

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Tim Minchin's 13 minute extended Live version of Dark Side (and probably the best version) from his 'Are You Ready For This?' Tour. Awesome in every way! Enjoy. For all official Tim Minchin stuff. (Which this isn't, I'm just a fan) Please be decent and visit www.timminchin.com or his official fan site at http

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If Tim Minchin had never met his wife, would he ever have married someone else? He contemplates that alternate reality in his song "If I Didn't Have You," which he performed for SiriusXM Raw Dog Comedy host Mark Says Hi. For more comedy videos and more information on the channel, go to www.siriusxm.com .

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Tim Minchin tells a story of the time he couldn't rent a piano for one million dollars.

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Tim Minchin on The Green Room with Paul Provenza on Showtime. Other guests include Eddie Izzard, Jimmy Carr, Chris Hardwick, and Judah Friedlander.

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Tim Minchin sets out to rid the world of plastic, with the humble Canvas Bag. A new anthem to get get stuck in your head! For all official Tim Minchin stuff. (Which this isn't, I'm just a fan) Please be decent and visit www.timminchin.com or his official fan site at http

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I do not own anything in this video. Enjoy.

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Lyrics for Naughty, from the musical Matilda. Lyrics and music by Tim Minchin. Sorry for slightly dodgy timing. I own nothing.

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Tim Minchin performs Confessions at the Reason Rally in Washington DC on 3/24/2012

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Taken from the forthcoming US 'Ready For This?' DVD and the existing UK 'Ready For This?' DVD. Recorded at Hammersmith Apollo, October 2009.

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As part of a special live Studio 360, Tim Minchin performs his song, "White Wine in the Sun." Recorded November 9, 2011 at the Jerome L. Greene Performance Space in Manhattan.

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Professor Brian Cox & Tim Minchin singing White Wine In The Sun for the Uncaged Monkey's tour at the O2 Apollo in Manchester on 6th December 2011.

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No copyright infringement intended, just taking the visually squished video that Minchin himself uploaded, and un-squishing it. Please see www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SFdUJLebzU for Tim's excellent story behind the clip, and visit www.timminchin.com to purchase loads of merch.

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Tim Minchin talking about paedophiles and their theme tunes. I do not own any of this. If you like Tim, buy his DVD's.

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A video I made with the lyrics to Tim Minchin - "3 minute song" from his Royal Variety performance, 2011. Many folks on videos were asking for a video with lyrics, so I thought I'd step-up. Enjoy! PS I made this in a mad rush and it was sometimes difficult to make out what he was saying, so it's not entirely 100% accurate. I tried :) DISCLAIMER NOTICE; I DO NOT OWN ANY MUSIC ASSOCIATED WITH THIS VIDEO. ALL RIGHTS BELONG TO TIM MINCHIN AND HIS ASSOCIATED PARTIES.

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'Not Perfect' as performed on 'The Sideshow'.

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A clip from Tim Minchin and The Heritage Orchestra, Live at the Royal Albert Hall. Get your copy here: www.timminchin.com

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Tim Minchin suggests that the media storm over Ricky Gervais's use of the word "mong" was blown out of proportion. Visit our comedy homepage here www.digitalspy.co.uk

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Note from Tim: This is the song, 5 Poofs and 2 Pianos, what I wrote for Jonathan Ross's show in October. It's got a joke in it about Jan Moir, a Daily Mail journo who wrote a disparaging column in the wake of the death of gay Boyzone singer Stephen Gately. I found out that the version of this song that has been up on Youtube until now had been audio-doctored so that I say "Dan Moir". I haven't yet figured out how this happened and whether it was just someone being funny for their own purposes or whether it was a deliberate censoring to avoid repercussions from Jan herself. Surely it can't be the latter! Anyway, here's the undoctored version, finally.

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