
www.SmoothE.tv Don't be a dumby! Welcome back to school with my parody of Cali Swag District's "Teach Me How to Dougie." LYRICS A... A... I never got a A... SmoothE.tv They be like "Smooth-E" (What?) "Can you teach me? I'm a dummy." You know why? Cause the education sucky All I need is some teachers, books and study But you and you are screwed cuz ain't in the budget (know weigh) No art or music classes, I'm gonna be bored this beat is super simple cuz i couldnt play the keyboard YouTube is my new education PE class is gone, so, I watch The Situation (fist pump) State capitals? I know all 53. I live Cali where the capital is C. Arkansas A, Boston, B I scored double digits on my SAT (all day) Know how to text, I don't need to read Lil man lights up, I cross the street. Mexico and Alaska share our nation's border Yeah, I know my ABCs, just not in order [CHORUS] Teach me I'm a dummy Teach me, teach me I'm a dummy Teach me I'm a dummy Teach me, teach me I'm a dummy Learnin' is above me Learn-learnin' is above me Teach me I'm a dummy I don't get it, I'm a dummy I lost the spelling bee by one word to a mannequin But the whole thing was fixed. The word was mannequin Manican, They told me that I couldn't, but man, I can Finished "The Cat and The Hat," so at least I'm learnin' Well, the Cliff Notes of the pop up version If I miss school, there's always crime Jail is less crowded than this class of mine I never sweat multiple choice tests I just answer all "C" and hope for the best <b>...</b>
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